Tips to know if a girl likes you :)

Tips to know if a girl likes you :)

1 - This will help you learn little things that will come in handy in the future. If you like a girl, don't let her slip away, tell her the truth, but if you don't like her and she told you that she does, don't say anything...it can break her heart. And when she tells you that, and, you don't like her, tell her that she's a great person. Girls like it when boys say they like something that they did or either said you're great at something. All girls are different, so be aware of the signs. Listen to the tone of her voice: if she's shy, the tone of her voice might be a little more soft, and she might start to play with her hair (smoothing it down, twirling, flipping), adjusting her clothes, and might stare at you. Another sign she likes you is if she laughs at only your boring or stupid joke. (Though, don't use bad jokes as a test, or you'll risk looking like a comedy dork.) She may not be able to look you straight in the eye and she might giggle a lot because she is thinking of funny, nice gossip.

2 - If she's flirting, she may be difficult to read. Flirting girls may flirt with guys who they consider to be just friends, and it can be misconstrued as a crush. Although some girls have no idea they are flirting. Most girls do not want to be obvious, the flirting ones might flirt with you a little bit less or they might flirt with you even more. Either way, don't "flirt around". Do not flirt with other girls. If she ever sees you putting your arm around another girl or sees another girl hugging you, she may jump to conclusions and assume she doesn't mean anything to you. And she has nothing you like or she doesn't act the way you like girls.

3 - With this, you can go alone with it if you want, or just act busy like you're late for class or something.

4 - If she finds excuses to do so, then you're probably on the right track. Tell her it was okay and you're fine. But conversely, don't assume that she doesn't like you because her fall didn't touch you. She may be too nervous of you to touch you yet. Break the touch barrier yourself. She may also find other reasons to touch you, such as by lightly hitting you about the head, or soft punching to the body.

5 - If she likes you, she will either hold it for a long time or pull away immediately. Either of these could mean that she likes you. If she pulls away quickly, it means she is nervous but she still likes you. Some girls might just be staring so don't think she loves you and wants to kiss. But if she holds the stare, and you see love in her eyes, then she is confident and she may make the first move. If you happen to glance at the girl and you see her staring back at you, then this means that she likes you, although she may quickly dart her head in a different direction

6 - If you see most of her friends glancing back at you and smiling or giggling, this means that she is telling her friends about you. If her friends are loud and immature, you'll hear "(your name), (her name) likes you!" Her friends might be making it up, however, just to tease her. So you should probably listen to stuff like, "stop teasing me!" or "be quiet! He might hear!!" When she is having a conversation with her friends, and you come over, she might stop talking all of a sudden. This likely means you were the subject of the recently ended conversation. If she likes you and she told her friends about you, they might come up to you and start a random conversation about things such as: Who would you rather date me or (her name), who do you like better, who is the hottest, would you marry (her name) or me, etc. If they name a list of about 3 people and her name is in the list, she probably told her friends about you and they're trying to search for clues to see how you feel about her.

7 - If you're outside and the girl you like is nearby and starts loudly saying "I'm cold!", that's a subtle hint that she wants you to give her your sweater. This is a very sweet gesture, especially if you want to show the girl that you like her. If there are other guys and she likes one of those guys, however, she might act disappointed when you offer yours to her first, look for her mad and tell her that who ever she likes gave it to him to give it to her. In which case at least you'll know how she feels and can move on. Sometimes a girl will pretend to be really bad at something, and say that they can't do it. That is your chance to offer some assistance, and she will most likely be doing this on purpose just to see your reaction.

8 - Do a natural smile - don't freak her out. If she smiles politely, or frowns and looks away, she is obviously freaked out by you. If she returns a soft or big smile and continues to look at you, then she is interested. If she smiles then darts over to the crowd of her friends and hides in the group then she may be nervous and curious if you know that she likes you.

9 - If she's always there for you when you need help, even like when you mention that you're really thirsty and she quickly offers you a sip from her drink, she might like you. But don't assume that she's into you only from one experience. Ask her occasionally for small things, like chewing gum or a pen, and notice how she reacts. If she's always ready to offer you something you might need, go further and ask her to help you with something else, like a school/work problem. It shouldn't be something really easy to solve, but not too difficult either, as some girls who aren't too smart might say that they don't know how to help you with those kind of things. If she's eager to help you, she probably likes you. 

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FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT SEX

FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT SEX

Sex Facts Checklist 
Directions: Discuss each of the following generalizations about male/female sexuality with your partner to find out if any are accurate to your relationship:
Sexual Drives, Desires, and Rejection 

1.   Men need sex to feel connected.
     Women need to feel connected (through talking, romance, or affection) to want  sex.

2.  Men are usually aware of sexual urges prior to sexual contact.
    Women often are not aware of feeling aroused until they are sexually stimulated.

3.  Tension and stress can trigger a man’s arousal system and aid performance.
    Women need to relax and open up to enjoy sex.  Stress and constantly caring for  others can inhibit sexual     responsiveness.

4.   Unusual ideas or waking a man up to have sex can excite him because of the above.
     Pressuring a woman to try “unusual” activities or waking her up to have sex can   kill her desire.

5.   Sexual rejection will feel doubly painful when a man is aroused. After too much  rejection, a man may           lose his sexual desires.
     A woman needs to feel safe to say “No” to sex, or she may lose her desire to say  Yes.”

6.   When women initiate sex regularly, men can feel worse about themselves (due to  performance pressure)       and eventually lose all interest. A man needs clear  messages that his partner loves sex with him (without         feeling pressure to perform) to maintain interest.
     Women may appreciate a man regularly initiating sex as long as he can read her “signals” when she is too      exhausted or tense and be willing to settle for hugs  and cuddles.

7.   Expressing confidence in a man’s sexual expertise can arouse him.
     When a man appears confident in his sexual expertise, a woman may feel aroused.

8.   Sexual discussions can turn a man off if he isn’t in the mood.
     Talking about a woman’s feelings without pressure to have sex can help her mood.

Arousals and Orgasms 
9.   A man first needs direct stimulation of his penis to “wake up” other erogenous  zones (testicles,                      perineum, or other areas.)
     A woman may first need her least erogenous zones (feet, thighs, etc.) caressed  for her to be comfortable      having her breasts, nipples, or clitoris stimulated.

10.  Men need a direct approach for an orgasm, which can take five minutes or less.
     Women need an indirect, teasing approach (moving toward and away from erogenous zones), which can       take 20 minutes or more.

11.   Men are usually consistently capable of orgasms due to steady levels of  testosterone.
      Women are not always capable of having orgasms or enjoying certain types of  touch due to constantly          changing ratios of estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone.

12.  Men may be more likely to have one routine sexual approach due to consistent hormonal levels.
     Women may need different types or amounts of stimulation because of varying hormone levels.

13.   Men need orgasms to be satisfied because sexual pleasure comes from releasing tension.
      Women can be satisfied with closeness without having an orgasm because they enjoy the building of               tension and like the intimacy that comes with penetration.

14.  Men need occasional quickies to maintain sexual interest and have the patience to regularly focus on              their partner’s needs.
     Women need quickies for times when they are not capable of having orgasms or when they are too                exhausted for longer lovemaking.

15.  Arousal enhances a man’s visual appreciation of his partner’s body.
     Insecurities about appearance unnecessarily inhibit a woman’s sexual desires.

16.  When a women responds with sexual sounds, men feel validated and aroused.
     When a man makes love verbally (“I love your . . .” “You’re so . . .”) women are  often aroused because       they feel a sense of connection and are reassured about  their bodies.

17.  A man can be pushed out of control or turned off if a woman takes charge and tries too hard.
       A woman’s sexual responses will arouse a man and help him last longer.
       A woman’s orgasms will be inhibited either by pressuring her to or by not giving  her opportunities to            have a climax.  If sex regularly lasts too long, passion can die for both sexes.

18.  After his orgasm a man’s desire disappears.
     After her orgasm, a woman can enjoy penetration. It will not matter to her how long her partner’s                  erection lasts if he gives her the opportunity to have an orgasm first. 

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Ten Things You Might Not Know About Bill Gates

Ten Things You Might Not Know About Bill Gates

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Co-founder and Chairman, Microsoft

1. The world may know him as Bill Gates but his full name is William Henry Gates III.

2. Gates never completed his graduation from college. Instead, he founded Microsoft with his friend Paul Allen in 1975. He was just 20 years old when he founded Microsoft.

3. He is known to keep his word. In school he bragged to his teachers that he would be a millionaire by the time he was 30. He kept his word, and in fact, was a billionaire by 31.

4. The first computer program that Gates wrote was a tic-tac-toe game. The game was played in a two player format where the computer was the opponent.

5. Considered one of the wealthiest people in the world, Bill Gates is believed to earn nearly 250 US Dollars every second which is about 20 million dollars a day and

7.2 billion dollars a year. At that rate, he can pay off the entire United States debt in less than 10 years.

6. His children often tease him by singing the song ‘Billionaire’ by Bruno Mars and Travis McCoy.

7. He has a Twitter account and is very active on it. But is not very happy using Facebook as the friend requests got out of hand. However, Mark Zuckerberg and he are said to get along well.

8. If Bill Gates was a country; he would be the 37th richest country on earth!

9. He enjoys playing tennis, golf and bridge in his leisure time.

10. He is a history buff! In an interview, he said that the first things he would save in a fire are the documents he’s collected from famous historical figures like Leonardo da Vinci’s Codex Leicester notebook, which he bought in 1994 for over $30 million.
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Disclaimer: The information has been collected from the public domain.

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51 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

51 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon.

3. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

5. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

11. There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13.  Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

18. The elephant is the only mammal  that can't jump!

19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

21. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

22. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

23. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

24. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

25. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

26. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

27. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

28. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

29. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.

30. On average a hedgehog's  heart beats 300 times a minute.

31. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

32. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

33. More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

34. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

35. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

36. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

37. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

38. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

39. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

40. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

41. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

42. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

43. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

44. The longest recorded flight  of a chicken is 13 seconds

45. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

46. Slugs have 4 noses.

47. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

48. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

49. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

50. The average person laughs 10 times a day!

51. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

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Sex Facts Everyone Should Know

Sex Facts Everyone Should Know

Discuss each of the following generalizations about male/female sexuality with your partner to find out if any are accurate to your relationship. Sex can be one of life’s most fulfilling experiences. But whether or not you’re sexually active, there is information you should have to help you set your own boundaries and make your own choices about sexual activity. 

These days, what you don’t know about sex can hurt you, so you’ll want to get the facts-and fast. Whether or not you’re currently having sex with someone, you probably have lots of questions about how to protect yourself and your partner.

1. A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.

2. Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive.

3. Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.

4. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love.

5. Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven’t.

6. The majority of women experience a peak in libido just before their period.

7. -321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely.

8. The point at which the average man reaches his sexual peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.

9. The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.

10. A chicken egg could accommodate the number of female ova necessary to repopulate the earth to its present numbers.

11. During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells.

12. White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree.

13. During erection, a smaller flaccid penis tends to have a greater percentage increase than a larger flaccid penis.

14. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

15. Sex burns off an average of about 100 calories per session.

16. On average, from two to five million sperm are released each time a man ejaculates.

17. During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t.

18. Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend.

19. For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.

20. The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times over the course of her reproductive years.

21. Most men under 40 years of age can achieve an erection in less than 10 seconds.

22. Heterosexual anal sex is something 43% of women have experienced.

23. Women consider penis size the ninth most important feature for a man, while men rate it much more highly, in third place.

24. When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour - faster than the world record for the 100 m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.

25. In one hour, the average sperm can swim seven inches.

26. With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

27. The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches. The smallest was 1 cm.

28. There are 20 male masochists for every female masochist.

29. The average adult testicle contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.

30. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration.

31. During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

32. The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused.

33. Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome - 28% of them claim to have tried it.

34. 1 in 50 people claim to have had sex in an aeroplane.

35. 15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.

36. 41% of men would like to have sex more frequently. Only 29% of women share this urge.

37. Greek couples have sex an average of 138 times a year - placing them at the top of the world sex league. Japanese couples have sex just 45 times a year, which puts them in last place.

38. 5% of adults have sex once a day. 20% have sex 3 - 4 times per week.

39. Every time they engage in oral sex with their partner, 30% of women swallow.

40. When sexually aroused, 60% of men get erect nipples.

41. Half of single women have sex by the third date.

42. 80% of men living in the USA have been circumcised.

43. Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

44. There’s a direct link between how often a man has sex and his life expectancy.

45. According to experts, sex is about 10 times more effective as a tranquilizer than Valium.

46. Sex can relieve a headache - it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

47. 44% of women find it impossible to enjoy sex with a man who is not their intellectual equal. Just 31% of men share this problem.

48. There are about 1,000 recognised euphemisms for ‘vagina’ in the English language.

49. At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex.

50. Over half of American adults have used the phone, email or text message to have sex.

51. According to studies, the larger a man’s testicles, the more likely he is to stray.

52. 75% of Japanese women own a vibrator. The average worldwide is 47%.

53. It takes two tablespoons of blood to get the average man’s penis erect.

54. During their lifetime, the average driver will have sex in their car six times.

55. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on biscuits.

56. The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis - a toe- curling 8,000.

57. One in five women living with their boyfriend has more than one sexual partner.

58. Besides humans, bonobos (a type of chimp) and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

59. It tends to be easier for women to orgasm during ovulation than at any other time in their cycle.

60. The size of the vagina decreases by 30% as orgasm becomes imminent.

61. While giving birth, some women have been known to experience orgasm.

62. Inside the female body, sperm cells can survive for up to nine days.

63. For up to 70% of women, simultaneous direct stimulation of the clitoris during intercourse is essential for them to reach orgasm.

64. Over 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation. 10% of men are affected by erectile dysfunction.

65. It’s possible to relieve depression through masturbation.

66. The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.

67. The average aroused vagina is 4 inches long - shorter than the average erect penis, which measures in at 6 inches.

68. The average woman can reach orgasm in about 4 minutes through masturbation, while through intercourse, it can take 10 -20 minutes.

69. Sneezes, along with orgasms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

70. Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.

71. 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size.

72. Evidence exists indicating that penis size may be linked to index finger length.

73. In rare cases, menstrual cramps have been known to bring about orgasm.

74. The amount of wet dreams a man is likely to have increases in line with the number of years spent in formal education.

75. Compared to anywhere else, adults are more likely to tell a lie in bed.

76. The majority of women prefer to have sex in the dark.

77. Men find women with enlarged pupils more sexually attractive.

78. When having sex, black women are 50% more likely to reach orgasm than white women.

79. 60% of non-smoking women have had no sexual partners in the past year, while 70% of women who smoke have had more than four lovers over the same timescale.

80. Women who are prone to migraines tend to have a higher sex drive than those who are not.

81. Thirty four per cent of men have told lies in order to have sex. Ten per cent of women have done the same.

82. More than 50% of all cheating wives choose married men as their lovers.

83. About 1% of women can achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

84. Within the week, 22% of women tell at least five friends about their first sexual experience with a partner.

85. 70% of men and women admit to having fantasised about someone else while having sex.

86. Two thirds of runners admit to having thought about sex while running.

87. 68% of men and 59% of women had a sexual liaison with someone in their past, which they have not told their current partner about.

88. An overwhelming majority of sexual partners have only skimpy knowledge of what truly turns each other on.

89. By their 18th birthday, six in 10 teenage women and more than five in 10 teenage men have had sexual intercourse.

90. How do couples have sex after a romantic dinner? It could be one of the grossest things to do. Imagine, sex between burps. Sex isn't fun when your mouth stinks, and when your stomach is full. Now, if you are having sex only to burn calories, then it's a different thing altogether.

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56 things girls think guys should know

56 things girls think guys should know

1. All men look better in a suit. No, you don’t look like your dad.
2. If there’s one blanket rule it’s that white shoes are never acceptable (unless they’re Cons).
3. A bald man can be attractive. In a Jason Statham/Bruce Willis kind of way.
4. Tattoos are hot. Unless they’re of your ex-girlfriend.
5. Scars are hot. Unless they’re caused by your ex-girlfriend.
6. An ironed T-shirt is not a dress shirt. But, hey, points for trying.
7. Man bags are totally okay.Because carrying around your stuff in a plastic bag makes you a hobo.
8. You get an extra point for pants that fit. And stay up.
9. “Fine” is not an appropriate response when asked how we look.Try elaborating. Example: “Damn, girl - you look fine!”
10. The thing about cable-knit sweaters is that they don’t look as cute on you as they do on us.
11. Real men use lip balm.Just not in public.
12. Thongs are most definitely not an all-occasion shoe. And are particularly heinous when worn on a first date.
13. Do you know a good tailor? Well, you probably should.
14. A woman will do a lot for a man who smells good. Including things that would probably make your mother blush.
15. Chances are that shirt was meant to be ironed. They don’t really make things out of ‘crumply fabric’.
16. If we can tell you have product in your hair you’re using the wrong product.
17. You need to go shopping more than once a year. And you should buy at least five things (then cull five things like anything with a dragon emblazoned on it).
18. Shoes make the man. Yes, women really do love shoes that much.
19. You should take pride in your boxers. Just like birthday presents, your man power looks more enticing when properly wrapped.
20. An overcoat spells a man with potential. Wearing a trench? You automatically qualify for PFBF (possible future boyfriend).
21. Sunglasses do two things. Punctuate your face and your fashion sense. Which is why Bono is no style icon.
22. Too much man-preening is just not attractive. Nobody wants to date Peter Andre. Not even Jordan.
23. But we do need you to take a good stab at your appearance. We know: double standards But, seriously, you should double your standards.
24. You need to keep on top of your nail length at all times. Along with unruly brows and BO, it’s one of those small yet imperative details.
25. Fresh-from-the-surf hair is downright sexual. Fresh from the hair straightener, on the other hand, is downright weird.
26. You look cute with your sleeves rolled up.
27. Hats are hot. Almost without exception. And the same goes for stubble and scarves. Consider all three the magic trifecta which is commonly known as the ‘Orlando Bloom effect’.
28. As a general rule, ladies do not love the ’tache. It doesn’t make you look like the sex robot you think you are.
29. Suits and pants should always be fitted. Without being tight enough to show off your manhood.
30. Only rock stars are allowed to toy with the idea of a satirical mullet. Same goes for leather pants/bandanas/girlfriends young enough to be their daughters.
31. Unlike lipstick and eyeliner shampoo, conditioner and deodorant are not gender specific.
32. Wear glasses? Trust us  if you’ve got ’em, flaunt ’em.
33. You can be a man and wear jewellery. Except earrings, which should be exiled to rap videos.
34. You look totally do-able in hooded clothing items. It’s the whole danger factor. That’s probably why they call them hoodlums.
35. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. It actually gets you more brownie points, not less.
36. You don’t have to apologise for being sweaty. We like it.
37. There’s nothing more repulsive than a white belt. Unless it’s an Ed Hardy T-shirt.
38. Too much cologne is so much worse than none at all.
39. You should check your outfit in a mirror before leaving the house. It doesn’t mean you’re gay- it just means you care.
40. All men should have a watch collection. One casual, one dressy. Any more than that, like a full head of hair, is just a bonus.
41. You need to prioritise your purchases. New jeans come before that ‘Big In Japan’ T-shirt.
42. You’re sexy when you’re: shaving, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, holding a baby. Do all three consecutively and we’re putty.
43. No, silly, that belt/shirt/tie isn’t too expensive. If anything, you should buy two.
44. When bad facial hair happens to good people not even Brad Pitt can pull it off.
45. No one looks good in a double-breasted suit. Not even when they’re wearing it ironically.
46. Fussy jeans are a big no-no. Embellish your compliments, not your denim.
47. Wearing jeans tighter than ours? Deal breaker.
48. Black shoes and white socks.
49. You’re not Russell Brand. And as such, no one wants to see your man cleavage. Deep V-necks are bad news, brother.
50. And finally -you look hottest in a towel. It’s the female equivalent of lingerie.
51. WE LOVE WHEN YOU SMELL GOOD! Wear cologne! (but not too much!! We don't want to choke on your smell when you pass us in the hallway!)
52. We like you to be specific in your compliments (don't just say we're beautiful, say you look beautiful because those earrings bring out your eyes.
53. Please put your ego aside in important situations. We love it when you stand up for us, but not when you stand up against us.
54. BE HONEST.
55. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched. Waist, not butt. Hands, not b**bs. Held, not fondled.
56. In a conversation, LOOK AT HER FACE NOT HER B**BS! They're just lumps of fat! They're not that hot!

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