56 things girls think guys should know
1. All men look better in a suit. No, you don’t look like your dad.
2. If there’s one blanket rule it’s that white shoes are never acceptable (unless they’re Cons).
3. A bald man can be attractive. In a Jason Statham/Bruce Willis kind of way.
4. Tattoos are hot. Unless they’re of your ex-girlfriend.
5. Scars are hot. Unless they’re caused by your ex-girlfriend.
6. An ironed T-shirt is not a dress shirt. But, hey, points for trying.
7. Man bags are totally okay.Because carrying around your stuff in a plastic bag makes you a hobo.
8. You get an extra point for pants that fit. And stay up.
9. “Fine” is not an appropriate response when asked how we look.Try elaborating. Example: “Damn, girl - you look fine!”
10. The thing about cable-knit sweaters is that they don’t look as cute on you as they do on us.
11. Real men use lip balm.Just not in public.
12. Thongs are most definitely not an all-occasion shoe. And are particularly heinous when worn on a first date.
13. Do you know a good tailor? Well, you probably should.
14. A woman will do a lot for a man who smells good. Including things that would probably make your mother blush.
15. Chances are that shirt was meant to be ironed. They don’t really make things out of ‘crumply fabric’.
16. If we can tell you have product in your hair you’re using the wrong product.
17. You need to go shopping more than once a year. And you should buy at least five things (then cull five things like anything with a dragon emblazoned on it).
18. Shoes make the man. Yes, women really do love shoes that much.
19. You should take pride in your boxers. Just like birthday presents, your man power looks more enticing when properly wrapped.
20. An overcoat spells a man with potential. Wearing a trench? You automatically qualify for PFBF (possible future boyfriend).
21. Sunglasses do two things. Punctuate your face and your fashion sense. Which is why Bono is no style icon.
22. Too much man-preening is just not attractive. Nobody wants to date Peter Andre. Not even Jordan.
23. But we do need you to take a good stab at your appearance. We know: double standards But, seriously, you should double your standards.
24. You need to keep on top of your nail length at all times. Along with unruly brows and BO, it’s one of those small yet imperative details.
25. Fresh-from-the-surf hair is downright sexual. Fresh from the hair straightener, on the other hand, is downright weird.
26. You look cute with your sleeves rolled up.
27. Hats are hot. Almost without exception. And the same goes for stubble and scarves. Consider all three the magic trifecta which is commonly known as the ‘Orlando Bloom effect’.
28. As a general rule, ladies do not love the ’tache. It doesn’t make you look like the sex robot you think you are.
29. Suits and pants should always be fitted. Without being tight enough to show off your manhood.
30. Only rock stars are allowed to toy with the idea of a satirical mullet. Same goes for leather pants/bandanas/girlfriends young enough to be their daughters.
31. Unlike lipstick and eyeliner shampoo, conditioner and deodorant are not gender specific.
32. Wear glasses? Trust us if you’ve got ’em, flaunt ’em.
33. You can be a man and wear jewellery. Except earrings, which should be exiled to rap videos.
34. You look totally do-able in hooded clothing items. It’s the whole danger factor. That’s probably why they call them hoodlums.
35. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. It actually gets you more brownie points, not less.
36. You don’t have to apologise for being sweaty. We like it.
37. There’s nothing more repulsive than a white belt. Unless it’s an Ed Hardy T-shirt.
38. Too much cologne is so much worse than none at all.
39. You should check your outfit in a mirror before leaving the house. It doesn’t mean you’re gay- it just means you care.
40. All men should have a watch collection. One casual, one dressy. Any more than that, like a full head of hair, is just a bonus.
41. You need to prioritise your purchases. New jeans come before that ‘Big In Japan’ T-shirt.
42. You’re sexy when you’re: shaving, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, holding a baby. Do all three consecutively and we’re putty.
43. No, silly, that belt/shirt/tie isn’t too expensive. If anything, you should buy two.
44. When bad facial hair happens to good people not even Brad Pitt can pull it off.
45. No one looks good in a double-breasted suit. Not even when they’re wearing it ironically.
46. Fussy jeans are a big no-no. Embellish your compliments, not your denim.
47. Wearing jeans tighter than ours? Deal breaker.
48. Black shoes and white socks.
49. You’re not Russell Brand. And as such, no one wants to see your man cleavage. Deep V-necks are bad news, brother.
50. And finally -you look hottest in a towel. It’s the female equivalent of lingerie.
51. WE LOVE WHEN YOU SMELL GOOD! Wear cologne! (but not too much!! We don't want to choke on your smell when you pass us in the hallway!)
52. We like you to be specific in your compliments (don't just say we're beautiful, say you look beautiful because those earrings bring out your eyes.
53. Please put your ego aside in important situations. We love it when you stand up for us, but not when you stand up against us.
54. BE HONEST.
55. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched. Waist, not butt. Hands, not b**bs. Held, not fondled.
56. In a conversation, LOOK AT HER FACE NOT HER B**BS! They're just lumps of fat! They're not that hot!
